Kids, Weird, Awkward, Parents and Teenagers: Get in, kid

Get in, kid

By -__- - 28/10/2011 11:50 - Australia

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

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By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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By whyyy - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad's mid-life crisis has finally started. He's blacked all our windows, barricaded the door to the backyard, and set up a bunch of security cameras in and out of the house. It seems he's been reading up on Survivalist and Masonic conspiracy theory bullshit. FML

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By Colin Jr. - 23/09/2015 13:24 - United States

Today, it's the third week of my dad's midlife crisis. So far he's blown half my college fund pimping out his piece of shit car, keeps texting me meme pictures, and keeps yelling "Savage!" and "Recked!" any time my mom makes a joke at anyone's expense. FML

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Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 20:19 - United States - Renton

Today, my father, who is going through a serious mid-life crisis, walked into my room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy for "corrupt bankers." FML

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By fuck off, dad - 02/01/2014 17:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML

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By Z - 09/04/2011 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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Growing old disgracefully

By adam - 05/12/2015 14:54 - Czech Republic

Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML

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syki 22

Friday 28 October 2011 15:56

This sounds like the intro to some much more disturbing "father-daughter bonding." And look! He's brought friends!

Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 28 October 2011 15:52

Sounds like bonding to me. Too bad it was a crappy movie though. Should've watched Friendship is magic. It's better and for all ages!

Comments

ellybelly_502 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 3:05

Agreed! That doesn't sound that bad or like a mid life crisis. School sucked I would have loved for my dad to take me out for no good reason :)

louize_fml 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 3:15

Haha you're dad's so sweet :)

ilovefall10 21

Saturday 29 October 2011 3:29

Hey that doesn't sound so bad. At least to me.

123ilovejustinb 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:28

My dad and I watched that. He fell asleep and I turned it off because it sucked

Dead_Bunny213 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:34

Silent hill, good movie

vitaldisplay 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:38

How is that a fml? Your skipping class and your watching a movie, which kind of student wouldn't want that.

roydawgg 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 8:57

Your dad loves you and he wants to spend time with you every chance he gets. Be grateful he may drop dead someday or like my dad just up and leave you for a fat disgusting *****.

granolabutt8 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 9:06

Awww, your dad just wants to spend time with you! Yeah, it was a shitty movie but depending on the circumstances it can be WAY better than school. Appreciate the time you get to spend with him, because when he's gone you'll wish you had more of it. Besides, lots of kids out there have to grow up without their daddy, so you're very lucky. :)