Growing old disgracefully

By adam - 05/12/2015 14:54 - Czech Republic

Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML
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cacheson 41

Ooooh he bought a girlfriend? Where do they sell those?? :D

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fushengyuan 20

The good news is that your credit history must be good. My student loan is not even close to affording a car & a gf.

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cacheson 41

Ooooh he bought a girlfriend? Where do they sell those?? :D

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cheeeksss 29

Lol that's exactly what I thought. Grammar is more important than people realize. And btw, what's with the midlife crisis for these dads?

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Mathalamus 24

Probably bored with his life? I would be, if I got to 50...

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aruden 25

#2 typically you guy girlfriends from city street corners at night. =)

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pasupathymuthu 16

If the guy shows them the money, the girlfriends will come... by themselves. The guy need not be on the lookout.

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vikky538 28

Right next to that Mercedes car showroom!!

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mazor 22

You must be 12 of you dont understand that u can "buy a girlfriend". It's a figure of speech but it is used to refer to all goldiggers

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more4me 27

#27 Clearly you have no idea so I'll tell you. After you pass a certain age, say 40 , you can truly have fun in life. Ask the elderly and you'll see... some people never stop having fun. It is a myth that as you get older you stop having fun. You just do it differently, that's all.

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fushengyuan 20

The good news is that your credit history must be good. My student loan is not even close to affording a car & a gf.

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Time to get your mobey back! Hope you don't have to sue him, OP

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confused_wandere 26

Who on Earth would sue their own father? No matter how shitty they've been you just don't do that. Besides, his father has already cost him enough money without legal fees on top of it!

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withered 30

A father does not do what his father did...

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dtdrpepperguy 14

Just live out a common porno and bang your new step mom.

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Fmelikeuhateme 24

That's somehow creepy, and really clever dude :p

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Feklfekl2222 32

How does your dad have access to your loan? But I'm sorry that's utterly shite, try and persuade him to give the money back?

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Omfgitsmia 15

When I started college at 18, my mom and I had kind of a joint banking account so she could make sure I had money and didn't overdraw my account. I'm guessing OP has the same set up.

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IridianShadow 20

It was probably a package deal or she came along as a free gift after purchase.

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PANDORUM89 21

car companies always trying to one up each other. Why go to BMW and get a watch when you can come to Mercedes and get a GF! fine print is where they get you though. GFs take feeding and money... so in the end you pay more than going for the watch and BMW.

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hardcorefan16 22

That's not right. And is he going to pay you back? Probably not

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hobbs96 26

I was waiting for someone to notice yesterday's fml.

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teentee401 36

Two midlife crises in a row! Wonder if it's the same dad...

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yenze 18

Probably not considering the other one was in the united states

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thisguy22 33

FML's always come in multiples. Kind of like the rule of threes.

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