Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Spicy
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
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amDes 11

I agree. Sometimes when you go through a sexless part of a relationship, all you need is to get back in the sack. After a little time you will find each other again and sex can renew a marriage.

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AntiPrude 26

Hey, us guys dont wanna **** every hour of the day, contrary to popular female oponion. Just most hours of the day.

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TheDrifter 23

Yeah, pretty much just the 18 that we're not sleeping. Those other 6 are pretty solidly off limits.

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Mintaka_fml 11

Did he at least get out his 20-sided dice?

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jenevil27 9

your relationship needs some work :/ FYL

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papayeya 18

Maybe he is tired.. best thing is to sit and talk :)

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tranced_ 45

I wonder why people get married when there is no romance left after their marriage and then complain about it. YDI.

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limabeans101029 20

But that's a bit of an assumption- maybe all the romance was still there when they got married, and they've just lost a bit of the spark since then. Plus it doesn't always go that way- some married couples keep that romance for the rest of their lives.

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Nyx_fml 23

39 - So... are you saying that OP deserves it because she can't predict the future?

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xomelodygervais 8

No where in the post did I say this was a constant.

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NeatNit 32

You were obviously being intentionally vague. You knew that it was phrased in a way that makes it sound constant. And no need to get upset over comments... Like youtube comments, you might want to read them, discuss, etc. but always know that no one actually cares about them at all outside of the specific FML's comments section.

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Teyros 24

I guess all you can do now is learn to please yourself.. Make it look awesome so he knows what he's missing out on

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princesszelda7 8

Good sex is the key to a good relationship, so I'd say you're relationship isn't the best, sorry op :(

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