Lmfao!!

I ******* hate people like you, as well as anyone who commented that the neighbor should solve the problem. Your sex is NOT more important than a child's well-being. Keep your goddamn voice down, move, or here's and idea, CONSIDER other people's needs which are probably more important than your goddamn sex drive! There's a lot more to life than sex, you know.

>> There's a lot more to life than sex, you know. Not really. Whether you are obeying the commandment to "be fruitful and multiply" or following the genetic imperative to reproduce offspring with your own DNA, sex is at the very core of what it means to be human. Go stuff your ******* mouth with mint chocolate chip ice cream and leave us normal human beings alone!

Well, everyone has to shit, but that doesn't mean I wanna hear people taking dumps.

Thank you, thank you, #21. People these days are so obsessed with sex. I hate it.

43 wins. The neighbour needs to solve her own problem? Okay then. Next time the chick is faking an ****** so bad, I'd knock on the door, stuff a dirty sock in her mouth and duct tape it shut. And the person who said there isn't anything to life other than sex ... shut up. Nothing commands you to **** 24/7.

I'm sorry but hearing your neighbors is the price you pay for living in an apartment. The neighbor doesn't like it she has choices. 1. Move out 2. Move her son to a different room 3. Leave him in the same room but rearrange it so he is not on the same wall. 4. Complain to the land lord. This is NOT the TC's problem it is the neighbors problem.

half the people commenting sex isnt important clearly havent been laid

That's really snobbish - most houses are joined to at least one other, even if they're not apartments, not everyone can live in detached homes.

i agree with you #21

i agree 61, or they're just getting really reallllly bad sex

Or go tell the kid that is how adults play! If you are unfortunate enough to grow up in such close quarters, then you don't get the luxury of insulating your kids from the dirty realities of life.

Yay to plexico's hidden comment. XD And to #67, no, not everyone can afford to live in a detached home, but even still; hearing your neighbours is part of the price you have to pay in living in a semi, townhouse, or apartment/condo. It may sound snobbish, but really, the parents shouldn't have put their kids room at the dividing wall if they don't want their child to be disturbed. Chances are, there are more than 2 bedrooms, and one of them is against a different wall.

Hi, XOfeistypixie. Thanks. By the way, did you see the piece I wrote for you at the mint chocolate chip ice cream FML? It's that picture that you asked me to draw. Hope you like it.

yes! It was the most amazing thing EVER!

@21: Did you ever stop to think that OP moved in first and didn't KNOW that her new neighbors put their kid's bedroom right up against hers? Or, how about this gem, the fact that she didn't meet her **** of a neighbor until today, when she came stomping over to bitch her out? What the **** ever happened to knowing who your neighbors are? It's one thing to go over and politely ask your neighbor to keep it down, but it's a completely different ballgame if she comes stomping over to scream at her. Just for her actions, I'd still have loud sex. What the hell is she going to do, call the cops because they have thin walls?

Look, I can understand about having to hear your neighbors. but to be honest, a kid is trying to sleep and you're too busy giving him nightmares with your goddamn sexual noises. If you make that much noise, you're a bad neighbor and the woman has every right to ask you to stop. She is NOT a bitch for wanting some quiet at night so her kid can sleep. YOU are a bitch for thinking your orgasms are more important than somebody's health and well-being. As for the people who say sex is the only reason to live, you should really get out more or go kill yourselves. If two electrified water bags wobbling against each other and then spurting amino acids about is the only reason you decide to keep living, then go outside! Make friends! Be successful! Go out and enjoy nature! Maybe if you were doing something besides ******* 24/7 you'd have the chance to do all this! And yes, I've never had sex, but I'm only 15 and to be honest I kind of like being a virgin. It gives me the chance to think about other things besides triggering dopamine receptors anbd tricking your body into thinking it's fulfilled it's genetic imperative.

Thank you for telling us you don't know what the hell you are talking about.

I know what I'm talking about because I know I can enjoy life without sex. Those are my credentials and I'm sticking to them. I also know that just because it's sex doesn't suddenly mean you're absolved of all noise rules or regulations.

I also know that sex isn't more important than the well-being of a child. And if you try to contest that you're a bad person.

No, you don't. As a neighbor you have no right to tell the people living near you that your noise is more important than them. THEY pay the same rent as YOU, so you have no right to tell them to move just because you can't keep quiet. Sex is no goddamn exception just because it's sex. If you simply MUST be able to make all the noise you want, YOU go buy your own house with your own money and make all the noise you want.

No, you have the right to move if you need to make noise. It's a question of need. What's more important: That you get to make all the noise you want, or That your neighbors get to sleep at night? To ask the question is to know the answer. I'll give you a hint: you don't get to make all the noise you want, because the LAW states that it can evict people for excessive noise.

To sum up, it isn't only the neighbor's problem. It's perfectly all right for someone to have sex in an apartment, but if it gets noisy and creates a disturbance then they are responsible for noise and the neighbors have the right to leverage their legal rights against it. It's like this: Let's say neighbors complain of people next door listening to loud music at night. This is fully warranted, as it's creating a disturbance that is disruptive to the other people. The law states that the noisemaker is responsible to resolve the problem, not the people affected by it. It is NO different with sex. If you think it deserves special treatment I honestly don't know what to tell you. Yes, the neighbor could have had more tact about it but to be honest she had the right to be angry. And she DEFINITELY has the right to ask them to keep it down. Everyone pays the same rent. This means that everyone has the right to quiet at night- NOT to make all the noise they want. The reason you're wrong is you claim that the people should move if they don't like the noise. But this isn't true. You don't have the right to force them out of home due to your screaming. It's part of the rules of being a good neighbor and it's part of the law. So, yeah. Is there really any argument?

shut the **** up....y do u write an essay when nobody wants to read it all and that from the first few lines of your bullshit we already realize your mentally retarded FYL #197

No, organizedchaos (197) is right. Chfanfiction is completely ****** up. Hey, kid, MOST 15-year-olds are virgins! They don't hand out merit badges for celibacy among minors! What the ignorant ass doesn't realize is that when you're married, you'd be very lucky to get it 3-4 times a week, and surveys have shown that people like doing it for 7-13 minutes at a time (I prefer longer, but who asked?) If you do the math, you can have a very active sex life and have more than 167 hours of the 168 hours in a week to go outside, make friends, be successful, etc. It's called a black-and-white fallacy, kid, Google it! While you appear to have some basic knowledge of biology (even though sperm is not mere amino acid -- they are specialized cells carrying 23 chromosomes compared to the 23 pairs that all other cells carry that have the ability to swim to an egg and start the process of life), you might want to take a course in logic.

No, I don't think YOU get it. It doesn't MATTER what the cause of noise is or how long it's going on for. If you're disturbing someone else with it, then they have the right to complain and you have to at least try to keep it down. I don't care how many times married people get laid or how long it is, if they're disturbing other people they have to keep it down or they're being bad neighbors. To be honest, I've stated my case and at this point I don't think there's much else I can say. So, I'm done. You guys can go be bad people somewhere else.

When it comes down to it you guys care more about sex than a child's health and well-being. And I don't care if you think that's subjective, I really do honestly think there's something ****** up about it.

Uh.... I never said anything about the length. I had to come back due simply to the inanity of that statement.

Because I'm a virgin I don't know whether screaming can frighten a kid? what?

You do know there are people in this world who don't give a flying **** about kids, right? I'm one of them. If I choose to have sex in my house/apartment then I will. If it bothers the kid then TOO DAMN BAD. If I was doing it in their house then they'd have a right to complain. I ******* hate breeder brained assholes like you. There's more to life than kids. *gasp* Shocker eh?

Why shouldn't they make noise if they want to? They live there

FAIL!!!! FAIL!!!! FAIL!!!!

Douche bag

quadriple fail..thanks for the lulz n00b

Suck my black dick

or "just get into the kinky stuff"...uh quietly?

Just gonna say that its not necessarily obnoxious - for me its that it makes things better for my boyfriend because he can tell I'm enjoying myself so he relaxes and does more things that he likes instead of just worrying about me. if other people might be able to hear though (someone else in the house or you live in an apartment building or whatever) then yeah, I'd keep quiet.