Get It Together By FML Videos - 21/11/2018 00:30 We can't even give an A for effort... I agree, your life sucks 227 You deserved it 101 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went into a cafe only to be greeted by a young boy who pulled down my leggings in line. Everyone got a look at my pink Hello Kitty panties with white frilly trimming before scrambling to pick them up. In the process, I banged my head on the counter, and fell on the floor, unconscious, pants still down. FML I agree, your life sucks 610 You deserved it 82
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML I agree, your life sucks 120 You deserved it 430
Today, at work during lunch, a bunch of the girls were talking about their husbands and boyfriends and sex stuff. I unfortunately got involved and basically made shit up and lied my ass off because no way would they believe I’m a virgin at 37, who last had a boyfriend in high school. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 359 You deserved it 485
Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML I agree, your life sucks 908 You deserved it 238
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 701 You deserved it 2 822
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML I agree, your life sucks 410 You deserved it 108
Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML I agree, your life sucks 309 You deserved it 203
Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 261 You deserved it 6 663
Not even trying
Funnyman has no idea how to control his balls