Get It Together By FML Videos - 21/11/2018 00:30 We can't even give an A for effort... I agree, your life sucks 226 You deserved it 101 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 035 You deserved it 4 250
Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 669 You deserved it 4 364
Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 273 You deserved it 104
Today, my car broke down. The good news is I can afford to have it fixed. The bad news is paying for the fix will wipe out my savings, which I need to get certified for a non-minimum-wage job. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 060 You deserved it 869
Today, I was caught on a hot mic during a work department meeting complaining about someone using a leaf blower, F-bombs and all. FML I agree, your life sucks 236 You deserved it 867
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 707 You deserved it 40 135
Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 480 You deserved it 4 035
Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 636 You deserved it 3 124
Not even trying
Funnyman has no idea how to control his balls