Get Lucky, sound of the summer

By ashamed - 25/11/2015 15:50 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML
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warrenhoward42 20

what the ****? too embarassed? I woulda set him straight right there.

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Tarlachia 33

Here's the logic: the neighbor thought OP was doing great with his wife. However, the OP knew it was his daughter making the sounds that made the neighbor think the OP was getting laid. Somehow, the OP is ashamed that it wasn't his wife making those sexual noises, and quite possibly is also ashamed that his daughter is capable of making such noises. Hence, my comment. No father wants to think of their daughter making such noises let along engaging in sexual activity. It's kind of similar how kids don't want to hear or think about their parents banging each other.

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Tripartita 44

It's like somebody put the birds-and-bees talk through several layers of translation, and now we have daughters and wasps.

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aminehs 10

If there is no word twists in the story, this is hilarious but there is no reason to be ashamed though

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beeferjay 34

better to be called lucky bastard than fat bastard

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tigerisabelle 31

"AAAAAH!! AAAAAHHH DADDY!!! YES DADDY!!!! YESSSSSSSSS AHHHHHH!!! SMASH IT!! OHMYGOD YES I LOVE YOU"

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amanda810 10

well I gotta say thats one of the hotest things I've.. I should be ashamed

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Joshawott 21

Some people just have no courtesy these days. The wasp could have at least had dinner with the family first, instead of heading straight to the bedroom.

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fpants2010 18

This FML went in a different direction than I was expecting!

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fmylifegshit 10

Is your daughter available? Can I get her number?

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MzZombicidal 36

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW...

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GhostFox 33

I think this is the creepiest comment I've read on the Internet in the last two weeks. Also a fairly dumb one, since I think most fathers would rather punch someone in the face for asking that in reaction to the scenario the OP described.

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