Get Lucky, sound of the summer

By ashamed - 25/11/2015 15:50 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML
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warrenhoward42 20

what the ****? too embarassed? I woulda set him straight right there.

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Tarlachia 33

Here's the logic: the neighbor thought OP was doing great with his wife. However, the OP knew it was his daughter making the sounds that made the neighbor think the OP was getting laid. Somehow, the OP is ashamed that it wasn't his wife making those sexual noises, and quite possibly is also ashamed that his daughter is capable of making such noises. Hence, my comment. No father wants to think of their daughter making such noises let along engaging in sexual activity. It's kind of similar how kids don't want to hear or think about their parents banging each other.

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

that's none of his business

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ChrisMora 16

Oh man, knowing "FMLs", I was thinking you were going to say, "It's too bad I was out of town last night."

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SecundusSecunda 27

Man up, OP! Take this as a challenge to get your wife off!

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DoomedGemini 37

I'm 18 and would scream and hide, there's no reason to be ashamed. Wasps are cruel little ******* straight from hell.

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infinitemonkey 21

Just to be clear...that's a weird thing to say to your neighbor whatever the circumstances.

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the_real_dvd 21

I think it's better that he didn't say "that wasn't my wife. It was my daughter". It would be a totally different FML.

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amzee96 18

You probably woulda gotten punched if you admitted it. "Oh, no. That wasn't my wife, that was my daughter".

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derpyshy 16

As someone with a phobia of wasps, I am amused, confused and terrified all at once.

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GhostFox 33

Isn't a phobia of wasps basically common sense, though? I mean, the little ******* will sting you for no reason other than you being within ten yards of the fruit they want to eat.

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WatDaHail 13

Good thing you didn't say "it was actually my daughter doing the screaming..."

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