Cars, Awkward, AITA and Transportation: Get me the manager

Get me the manager

By WhyMe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML

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You deserved it 4 421

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Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

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By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

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Let it out

By MrTandy - 16/09/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

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You deserved it 3 708

By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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You deserved it 5 653

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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You deserved it 3 185

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:39

Cars eventually die, the cheating bastard was bound to get caught, and your pretty? Cheer up bro.

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:42

Aw, that's sad. At least you helped the woman out by letting her know what a pig her husband is.

Comments

fthku 13

Monday 21 March 2011 0:09

Well, feel happy that you made the woman realise her husband is an asshole? Other than that, a dead car isn't the worst of problems.

tpw9qd 1

Monday 21 March 2011 0:10

YDI for having such a pretty mouth

jahr4mkr 1

Monday 21 March 2011 0:22

@ #12 & #14: not good - brilliant! haha laughing at my own HP reference... pardon my nerdiness.

jenna_rae 0

Monday 21 March 2011 0:24

it could be worse fyl

5upernova 3

Monday 21 March 2011 0:25

Even though you just ended a marriage, you should look at it in a positive way. You just saved a woman from more pain if she was to find out what her husband is doing in the future. She may be heartbroken now, but at least she will be freed from spending the rest of her life with someone who is not worthy of her love.

jenna_rae 0

Monday 21 March 2011 0:26

it could be worse fyl

lexiemae97 9

Monday 21 March 2011 0:26

at least the wife knows her husband is a total douche now... you saved her a lot of time

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 21 March 2011 0:29

"Just another Sunday in lovely Indian."

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 21 March 2011 0:31

Indiana*

kennababy 0

Monday 21 March 2011 0:35

look on the bright side :) he thinks your hot! haha but it also depends how old the guy is...

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 21 March 2011 2:25

Yeah, but if a married man, or someone's boyfriend called me hot, I wouldn't take that as a compliment..

bigantennaemay 3

Monday 21 March 2011 17:34

what if a gay man called you hot?

Minky1996 0

Monday 21 March 2011 0:39

It's ok... for starters he unprofessional for not being able to kepp personal and business lifes seperated. he's also unfaithful and deserved to caught out (just to bad it was you)... and well is marriage is like your car... dead and some stranger is having to tow it to help and bring it back alive!