Get me the manager
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22 you're kind of a dick huh?
#20: oh you think if a girl is madly in love with her hubby and thinks "he would never do anything like that", it would not upset her to hear that? Everyone reacts differently but I wouldn't "just blow it off", especially because the woman didn't even know she was talking to the wife. Would she have phoned customer service if the employee's behaviour was really appropriate?
Yes. 22 is kind of a dick. Just like most rational thinkers. We have our problems. Other people have their own. If you have to share, that's what friends and family are for, not people who call you on the phone. On the other hand, OP should feel bad that she broke up a marriage, even though she didn't want or need to know in the first place.
Congratulations. On the other hand, eww old men are creepy D:
Okay Jesus sorry for voicing my opinion, biatches.
sez the girl hu has a appetite 4 flowers haha :-)
OCDC, you're Jesus? I didn't know the Son of God would use FML. Very interesting.
23 you have reading comprehension skills? cause it really seems like u can't understand the very simple concept of the unknown
No I don't actually. Do you? "you have reading comprehension skills? cause it really seems like u can't understand the very simple concept of the unknown". I rest my case. Also I know what she meant. I was just having some fun so settle down.
Meh, I guess that'd be writing, eh? My bad, can't tell how you read.
Older men are hott. Remember if you ever get married he's going to age just like everyone else so he will eventually end up looking like he's 500000 years old in kids your ages eyes 90% of the time. But at the OP you did nothing wrong; you helped a marrige end earlier therefore less drama if she found out ohhhhh 8 years later? O_o but fyl for the car and such.
my mans a older man... lol he is not creepy and I'm sure the kids look at him like 'dad' and not a leather handbag lol
100% of statistics say you got that statistic wrong. :3. Also Woo for older men. awww yeah.
99.9% of statistics say that statistic is wrong. Gogo google :3 tWas a estimate of how it is now a days, did I say 90% was 100% correct, 62? Nope. GG troll.
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kelita, if your fem, I love your pik almost everything I loike is in that pik
better make that 98.8%
Well OP was probably hot.
Now I'm looking for, Today, a lady called me explaining how my husband is sexually harassing her, she didn't know it was my husband, we've been married and working together for 15 years. FML
or "today I was talking to this girl while towing her car, afterwards she called my wife to tell her I was sexually harassing her. all I said was that I needed to check her hitch"
Win. Win. Win! ^
Cars eventually die, the cheating bastard was bound to get caught, and your pretty? Cheer up bro.
Aw, that's sad. At least you helped the woman out by letting her know what a pig her husband is.
I gota say if he was just flirting with the op or something that's not really a big deal but if he was legitimately trying to get in her pants then the guy is a dick
or her skirt...
Flirting and trying to get into someone elses pants when you're married/ dating is both ******* stupid and wrong. You're dating/married to that person for a reason. /facepalm WTB common sense, I remember the days where those two words had more meaning than of a one night stand.
Exactly 54.
I like the way you think ;)
lol was thinking the exact same thing :-P as I'm going to the gym too, I can tell quite easily when something is on steroids :-P tiny wheeny
your so god damn hot
That sucks, but yeah I think it was a bit good that the sleeazy man got caught in the act.
Good idea(:
Her life sucks. Yours will be fine in a few days.
Exactly. If it's her car that's dead, presumably she's just a client, not someone that has an ongoing relationship with the shop. So, simply move down to the next auto shop in the directory, and her part in this modern-day Shakespearean plot is over.
Except she probably still has to go to the shop to pick up the dead car since which might mean a big scene. I say this because the tow truck driver had to have been taking the dead car somewhere, and where else but the shop is most likely? I assume he wasn't just standing around listening while she made the complaint, he had more than likely already left with the car.
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Cars eventually die, the cheating bastard was bound to get caught, and your pretty? Cheer up bro.
Aw, that's sad. At least you helped the woman out by letting her know what a pig her husband is.