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By disembob - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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Same thing different taste

By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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By Dean - 15/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML

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Rock n Roll is a dirty business

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 21:05 - United States

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 19:32 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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By NickDrakeFan - 29/10/2013 01:57 - United States

Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML

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By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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ape1321 3

Monday 3 December 2012 7:52

Maybe they simply weren't done booing for the group you were following.

cjack188 13

Monday 3 December 2012 7:52

Well that's a little harsh......

Comments

patrickalamo 47

Monday 3 December 2012 13:22

Rock on my friend...

The_F3rris 11

Monday 3 December 2012 15:02

Even if you were the band "Shit" from the movie "Joe's Apartment" id still clap for you.

titibug823 11

Monday 3 December 2012 15:03

Doesn't matter what kind of band you are, the audience should have given you a chance and LISTENED!

TinyGiant 4

Monday 3 December 2012 17:04

Crowds are smart these days. They knew...they knew.

SnowManRTC 4

Monday 3 December 2012 17:39

Too bad it wasnt that great punk band Raise the Colors :) keyboardist speaking here! :D

ravenevercross 19

Monday 3 December 2012 17:59

Then rock harder and show those twats how good you really are, unless you're not a rock band, in which case.... Boo! J/k.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 3 December 2012 18:23

Don't take it personal this happens to all novice performers. You just have to power through it.

emoshadow47 9

Monday 3 December 2012 20:02

Sounds like something that would happen to me

dan_in_wi 12

Monday 3 December 2012 22:54

nobody likes emo's!

awkwardpenguin1 3

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:15

Just you wait... You are going to be the biggest band ever

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