Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 00:02

Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
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lalalaila777 24

you simply say, getting all the errands done, next time I'll go to the gym and you will do the errands, because i don't appreciate you yelling at me for doing you a favor.

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cuz803 44

Ditch the fiancé. Now. She's very hazardous for your health due to being high maintenance and selfish. Leave her.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

"Well it may seem like I did the errands for you, but the truth is I've actually spent the past three hours sandwiched between your mom and your sister." *hangs up*

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cuz803 44

Ditch the fiancé. Now. She's very hazardous for your health due to being high maintenance and selfish. Leave her.

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lalalaila777 24

you simply say, getting all the errands done, next time I'll go to the gym and you will do the errands, because i don't appreciate you yelling at me for doing you a favor.

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Yudith 24

If this relation survives, you will have learned to call your fiancée AFTER you've gone to the gym.

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