Get out clause

By lanz4949 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 791
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I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...

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Am I watching the matrix? Someone just dodged a bullet.

beanthemouse 13

Well, you dodged a bullet. Imagine all the shit in the future if you DID marry that crazy girl! But seriously, I think she used that as an excuse to say no. I have never heard of a "sneeze during proposal is a sign of (insert random shit here)" or somthing like that. I am superstitious, but if somthing happens and its a sign of "bad luck" I just brace myself. Nothing much.

If you simply would have made her sneeze one more time, it would have counteracted the cosmic mishap! "Achoo..****! I'm lea..achoo! Never mind"

You know on the day i went to get my marriage licence, it starting hailing on me... In may... !!! I should have listen to the skies talking to me...

You don't need such a loser. Better now than when you're already married.

O.o this is just terrible... Nobody deserves this

You know, I'm a bit superstitious, but mine are mostly sports-related. Your ex just sounds nuts. I'm so sorry.

Consider it a sign that the Cosmos loves you and doesn't want you with a stupid girl

If you love something, let it sneeze. If it stays, it was yours to begin with. If not who nose where it would've led. Sorry op, I'd say you had a lucky escape.