Get out clause
By lanz4949 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
By lanz4949 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
Am I watching the matrix? Someone just dodged a bullet.
Well, you dodged a bullet. Imagine all the shit in the future if you DID marry that crazy girl! But seriously, I think she used that as an excuse to say no. I have never heard of a "sneeze during proposal is a sign of (insert random shit here)" or somthing like that. I am superstitious, but if somthing happens and its a sign of "bad luck" I just brace myself. Nothing much.
If you simply would have made her sneeze one more time, it would have counteracted the cosmic mishap! "Achoo..****! I'm lea..achoo! Never mind"
You know on the day i went to get my marriage licence, it starting hailing on me... In may... !!! I should have listen to the skies talking to me...
You don't need such a loser. Better now than when you're already married.
O.o this is just terrible... Nobody deserves this
You know, I'm a bit superstitious, but mine are mostly sports-related. Your ex just sounds nuts. I'm so sorry.
Consider it a sign that the Cosmos loves you and doesn't want you with a stupid girl
If you love something, let it sneeze. If it stays, it was yours to begin with. If not who nose where it would've led. Sorry op, I'd say you had a lucky escape.
F""ing RUN. Call it good luck.
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I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...
That snot good.