Get out clause

By lanz4949 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 791
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I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...

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VoodooPriestess 16

Sneezing has been known to mean good luck or the devil trying to possess you (hence god bless you) or someone is thinking about you or missing you. She just was grasping for a reason.

And you wanted to marry this crazy bitch?

I can't say it better than everyone else has already said. Time to move on and thank your lucky stars.

As much as that sucks, it's probably for the best. She sounds crazy.

Sounds like the phrase "good riddance" is in order.

onorexveritas 23

that's quite a sign, i'm glad it wasn't a volcano exploding js

ivanhoe4u 3

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious