Get out clause

By lanz4949 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML
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FalaFala 8

I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...

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MandySkittles 18

If a lame excuse like a sneeze will stop her from marrying you it's best that it ends now. It will only lead to heartache later, imagine being married and she coughs and decides it's a sign to run off with the pool boy!

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jcrawford4 2

She's a nut anyways lol. Ain't nobody got time fuh dat!

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iselinzilla 4

Consider it a sign that she had a booger in her nose. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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MDTeddy 13

Wtf is wrong with her? That is 4 years she won't ever get back. Sorry Op. I know it is true for you too. I guess she won't change her mind? Someone needs to slap her in the face. People sneeze all the time it would be weird if she didn't sneeze. =]

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xr0517 10

maybe it's just an excuse,dont feel bad.move on

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Giluh 19

Your ex girl friend is an idiot.

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dudethatsucks7 1

**** that sucks...

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tararochelle 18

Must be a serious issue, most girls are more than ready for a ring after 4 years!

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Mynameislinh 24

Obviously she was looking for an excuse to dump and leave you. Anyways, I'm sorry OP and hope you can find someone who will love you more than she ever could. FYL.

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