Yes, because, "You want some hot coffee," totally means, "You want some sex?" You should have continued with, "I like my coffee hot and strong . . just like how I like my women . . hot and strong . . . with a spoon in them." Loser, accept the literal meaning of her request first; you have much to learn towards an actual relationship obviously . .

Im going to find where the OP lives, and im gonna twist his balls off.

its because of guys like you that other well mannered guys loose out on pussy because we are "being to foward" after 3 months of dating without even a handjob. burn in hell you ******* asshole!

no need to tell him to burn in hell. but op, adjust your expectations and maybe something you want to happen will....maybe.....

You're better off without her. You can get hot coffee and dessert at Starbucks. If she really was your girlfriend and called you a pervert for thinking anything other than hot coffee and dessert was going to happen, you don't need that sheltered prude. A pervert is somebody with an abnormal obsession with sex.

Since when does "hot coffee and dessert" not mean...hot coffee and dessert?

rofl assumption fail

This reminds me of A Perfect Circle's "The Package": "Eye on what I'm after I don't need another friend Nod and watch your lips move If you need me to pretend Because clever got me this far Then tricky got me in I'll take just what I came for Then I'm out the door again."

I have to say I find this pretty funny. To all the guys who are saying that everyone knows that coffee is a euphemism for sex: when we use euphemisms and subtext many men whine about how we "don't say what we mean" and "expect men to read our minds," but when we blatantly say what we mean, you gripe about how it obviously should have been a euphemism! If you want to complain about the fact that we expect you to take hints and read between the lines, you'd better not also be complaining about this girl meaning exactly what she said.

You screwed this one up. She may have been planning on having sex with you, or testing you to see how you'd react if she invited you up. You failed on both accounts. If she was doing the first, just blurting out, we're actually eating! I just wanted to scrump! Huge turnoff. I'd probably assume you haven't been laid in about two years, you have no civility, or you'd jump the first woman to open her legs. If she was testing you, I get that you probably think she's being a tease, but she probably wants to know you have some self control. Clearly, you don't. Are you dating her for a relationship or sex? Ease up, next time maybe you'll get to stay the night.