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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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Bedlam

By Snow-White - 04/07/2014 00:27 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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Oh no…

By OhWait - 23/10/2015 00:18 - United States - Schenectady

Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML

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Fixing a hole

By NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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Living in a treehouse?

By Outandaway - 27/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

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LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:59

I would've flipped the **** out. Looks like you need an exterminator now.

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:08

Silly BearGrillz. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL TRAINING NOW, HUH?!

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Stoffer69 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:14

Nothing a bug bomb won't cure.

Illumi113 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:22

That REALLY sucks.They're going to get all over your house! Nothing to do but have the whole place fumigated. If they're in your bedroom, they'll get all over your house, and they'll probably start building nests. Hell, they'll probably start crawling into the electrical outlets and start forming nests in the WALLS! I don't think enough gas from a fumigator could get in through there to kill them. You may have to have your entire house TORN APART to get all of them! Definitely FYL!

mangowow 1

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:44

Usually when people realize bugs are getting into their house from... lets say a HOLE or a crack they usually plug it up at least.

lologirl419 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:34

Yes. No shit they're going to fly the other direction! Bug spray kills them if they breathe in too much of it! Call a fumigator and get the **** out of there.

thetraveler_fml 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:02

Next time try covering up the hole with duct tape and then use hair spray on the ones inside your room. The hairspray glues their wings together so they can't fly. Then use the insecticide on the wasps outside.

lover_of_life 8

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:03

I don't really think you deserve it. It was an honest mistake. It's obvious you hate wasps, so it was probably just your natral reaction.

sublime93 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:47

That's ******* horrible. I have a window with a wasp hive outside of it so i know how you feel

epicfail13337 4

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:17

OH DISGUSTING!!! I barely see wasps...if this happened to me I'd run far away....

TBman256 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:40

yikes

libbyson 5

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:13

wow do you practice commen sense much, heck if your getting sprayed by a hose what do you most likely your run away and thats not life threating if someone was trying to spray you with battery acid you would definitally be running the other way its called commen sense