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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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Bedlam

By Snow-White - 04/07/2014 00:27 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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Oh no…

By OhWait - 23/10/2015 00:18 - United States - Schenectady

Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML

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Fixing a hole

By NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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Living in a treehouse?

By Outandaway - 27/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

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LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:59

I would've flipped the **** out. Looks like you need an exterminator now.

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:08

Silly BearGrillz. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL TRAINING NOW, HUH?!

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bobpips 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:54

Sucks for you. BITCH.

magichateball 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:14

LMFAO @ #33 YDI for letting the nest getting so large, YDI for letting them get in your room and FYL for a room full of wasps....my bed was comfy last night....looks like the couch for you...buckle up, spanky!

ladywaldo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 13:03

Yyeeaaahhhhhh....... Definitely should have thought this through a little better, don't you think!

ladywaldo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 13:05

Yyeeaaahhhhhh....... Definitely should have thought this through a little better, don't you think!

DevineLegacy 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 14:56

ahhh thats terrifing, call an exterminator

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 15:11

it's gonna suck, but it'll be cheaper in the end, get a bug bomb, pull the pin, toss it in your room, and close the door. its gonna take a lot of cleaning, but it'll be cheaper than an exterminator...little more time consuming, though.

ditzykayla 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 15:37

Fyl...it's also a good idea to wait until night. I've done something like this, Once when I was camping there were a nest of hornets or whatever kind of bee burrow in the ground...well I had this bright idea to go over and plug the hole up....yeah the other bee's don't like to too well. So I was attacked by the ones that had already gone out of the nest.

iFruit 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 15:57

LMAO PLEXICO. Funny comments...

ohschmoley 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:23

YDI. If someone was pumping your home full of something toxic that would kill you through the front door, wouldn't you go out the back door? Common sense, people.