Love, Money and Argument: Get out!

Get out!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 15:00

Today, during a small argument over clothes of all things, I totally lost my temper and broke up with my boyfriend. He is refusing to take me back and I’m now screwed as his wage paid about 60% of our joint bills. I may lose my flat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 136

You deserved it 2 397

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 01:58

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML

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You deserved it 192

Come back

By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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You deserved it 2 690

By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 028

You deserved it 422

By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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You deserved it 3 716

By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 41 847

March for sanity

By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 23:00

Today, it took all 3 of my kids threatening to use their saved money to move out and into a flat together to make me realise just how much of an asshole my boyfriend is, and that by any definition I’ve been in a mentally abusive relationship for years, and ignored everyone’s attempts to help. FML

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You deserved it 788

By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 425

You deserved it 7 166

By housepoor - 07/07/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 769

You deserved it 14 219

Time to move on

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 08:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 596

You deserved it 105

By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 371

You deserved it 18 547

mike3775 35

Saturday 31 December 2022 15:34

Are you sorry for losing your temper because you realized that you were an idiot getting upset over nothing really, or are you sorry because you were an idiot and realized how screwed you are financially?

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 31 December 2022 20:38

I would say you losing your temper is probably why he won't get back with you.

Comments

mike3775 35

Saturday 31 December 2022 15:34

Anderling 32

Saturday 31 December 2022 15:44

I sincerely doubt the clothes were the reason he decided to break up with you.

I don’t have one 1

Saturday 31 December 2022 18:34

he didn’t break up with her, she did it

Anderling 32

Saturday 31 December 2022 18:39

He’s the one refusing to get back together with her, though, which I think counts as breaking up.

Ubehage 32

Sunday 1 January 2023 3:41

Refusing to get back together is in no way comparable with breaking up in the first place.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 31 December 2022 19:19

Just hurry up and get a boyfriend who doesn't have his head up his ass when it comes to clothes. How hard can that be?

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 31 December 2022 20:38

I would say you losing your temper is probably why he won't get back with you.

Jakab Péter 8

Saturday 31 December 2022 22:53

i'm pretty convinced, people who lose their temper over small stuff, never really suffered the consequences of their own actions.

Ubehage 32

Sunday 1 January 2023 3:42

Maybe you learn, maybe you don't. Sounds like your ex-boyfriend learned. YDI.

anothergenericuncreativename 13

Sunday 1 January 2023 12:01

sorry, but if you argue - seriously argue - about CLOTHES, you're not mature enough to be in a relationship by at least a decade.

Ubehage 32

Sunday 1 January 2023 13:11

Arguments can start over anything and for any reason. Wether or not they are mature, is determined by how they handle the argument. In other words, I disagree with you. They are not mature, because they broke up over something as little as clothes - not because they had an argument.