Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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katplayer 4

Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?

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curley18 3

well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.

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Helljoker 0

Girlfriend fail. Don't you just hate people who jump to conclusions without looking into it? Sucks for you, buddy.

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arielradonski 0

tell your now ex girlfriends friend and your ex girlfriend to **** off. she should of given you a chance to explain yourself and if she didn't. she is obviusly a waste of your time unless you have been dating for awhile.... wow that's ****** hope everything works out!

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

OP, you forgot to mention that you banged your sister and your gf caught you.

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MadaZer0 8

:) And that's the punch line~

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

HE'S MINE, BITCH! Haha. Just kidding :] My comments are inspired by him, though. He's my FML role model.

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MadaZer0 8

Well all the comments you write are always full of win... ALL of the ones I read... And that's a lot~

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perdix 29

snick and Mermaid, I hope you girls are going to come visit me in prison. Who knew the government could prosecute thought crimes? If I added your ages, I'd still be robbing the cradle! ;)

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BlueBomber 0

"They say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say THEY'RE robbing the GRAVE!"

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MadaZer0 8

STFU... Is what I'm going to say to the next couple of morons that post ;)

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lickmyjock 0

I've always wanted a sister.

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MadaZer0 8

Um, I'd say you should just leave it alone... Your exs sheer ignorance is to laugh at... Her stupidity is too... Get yourself a real girl... like Snicker over there~ <3

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XDNurse 0

or Little Miss Dickless from the other fml... should work out.

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Hunter109 0

that's your own fault for not COMMUNICATING and lettin your girl kno your sister was in town.

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hjrn 0

sounds like you are better off without her if she didn't even ask who it was and just broke up with you.

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RufusCade 7

Didn't you tell your girlfriend that your sister is coming home? Do you only f*ck and never talk? This is SO something that could have been avoid by communicating with your girlfriend. Loser... YDISFM

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