Intimacy: Gift for you

Gift for you

By safetyfirst - 14/07/2010 15:17 - Taiwan

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2019 18:00

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan, so I got her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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You deserved it 33 483

By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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You deserved it 962

By PentiumBawls8 - 20/01/2010 22:38 - United States

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

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You deserved it 32 935

By Miguel - 20/08/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML

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You deserved it 5 638

By notthatkinkyanyway - 13/11/2011 12:46 - China

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML

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You deserved it 6 398

By TheEnglishOne - 23/01/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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You deserved it 8 723

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

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You deserved it 3 311

No sex for you

By oops - 03/07/2021 13:59

Today, I gave my mom a shirt as a birthday present. Apparently, she already had the exact same shirt, so asked me for the receipt so she could return it and get a different one. When she read the receipt, she grounded me. I forgot I bought a box of condoms when I bought the shirt. FML

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You deserved it 989

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 15:21 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

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You deserved it 6 839

yourlifesucksyui 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:06

you couldn't tell?

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 July 2010 20:02

She was probably disappointed that all you offered her were mini-condoms. Doesn't say much about what you're packing. Next time, visit Texas and bring her back some of our local condoms. You may not live up to that "everything's bigger in Texas" slogan, but it pays to advertise ;)

Comments

zombiekitten87 12

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:17

lol that's awkward but at least you could laugh about it

FuzzyPeachez 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:23

#10 I'm from Canada too (: I barely ever say eh... OP, you fail.

chopsuey_45 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:24

save em for the horny professor!

xodancer3651xo 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:24

I'd be so embarassed lol what did they say?

ghostiez 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:24

I've always wanted to visit Canada is it nice in Canada

Pilkie01 5

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:30

#31 -yes, very much so. The weather can be a bit extreme in the winter and summer though...especially in southern Canada. Freezing cold in the winter and absolutely sweltering in the summer =P

lalalalalalalala_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 21:01

i live in canada! :D its awesome!

cptmorgan15 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 21:14

It only feels sweltering in the summer because you're so used to the cold in the winter.

lalalalalalalala_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 21:18

nah. hate the cold in the winter

Devin149 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:26

LMFAO . as long as he get laid

summerlesslove 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 6:16

damn u got a sexy body

ghostiez 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:32

#37 I love the cold weather I hate hot weather I'm a polar bear lol I want to move to Moscow Russia or some where cold in Canada

roggers 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:39

#40, if you live the cold, you should move far north of Canada. it's dark for like 9 months, then light for 9 months straight. and also, it's freezing :p

ghostiez 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:42

#48 thanks I'll look at some house to buy

kroms001_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 21:49

48 - perhaps I will move to Canada for their 18 month years... FAIL

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 14 July 2010 22:56

You failed- she's not talking about the year. She's talking about the months. Ex: I work ten days straight and than I get two days off. If you still don't get it let me know.