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By suckishbf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 452
You deserved it 6 878

Top comments

iSitt 0
FFML_314 11

At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.

Comments

iSitt 0
Dudelike89 8

Does she expect more from him?

she sure did train him well. because he sounds like a pretty genuine guy !

callofduty4life 0

Is she too stupid to look before she sits?

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I've decided to put down the toilet seat as her present, because she can't stop whining about it everyday. Even after, she still is. FML

atleast he remembered!! but hey I'd bitch about the nice things he does too!

maybe for your next anniversary he'll wash his hands as well :0

shit, that sucks... well for his bday giv him a bj and blow:p

littlemissFYL 5

you bitch, stop bitching, bitch.

Contradicting. your dp is little miss sunshine, but you don't type like one.

she's probably one of those girls who ALWAYS complains about toilet seats and men.

just sit down, and take your whiz, you ungrateful bastard!

funny how over half of these replies have nothing to do with the original comment theyre replying to and all the people just want their comment at the top.

thanks for that stunning report captian obvious! Glad to have you in our group!

Redneck42 0

ydi for always expecting gifts a simple happy birthday is enuff for me but if he flushed and pulled down the seat i would show my appretiation cuz at least he thought of u and just maybe he will keep doing it if u acknowledge it so stop complaining plz

marissakmnn 0
andres19 0

makes you wonder what he does for their anniversary

it's more like what happens when he forgets there anniversary xP Today, was boyfriend forgot our anniversary. FML. but it's technically FHL kuz she'll never stop bitchin' about it !! :)

marissakmnn 0

I like your picture >.> mmm..tacos (;

I wonder what'll happen on christmas.. he actually changes the toilet paper?

+1 xp for your boyfriend. Your boyfriend has leveled up! Your boyfriend wants to learn a new move, but he has to forget one... Your boyfriend has forgotten Remember Birthday and learned Put Down Seat!

LOLbomb 1
ImaWiseGuy 5

it's the little things that capture their hearts....well played op's bf....

BugsBunny1 4
pablo132 3

It's my birthday too ^^ I hope I get better presents though :O

Happy birthday. Your existence is your present, whether you choose to accept it or not.

sourgirl101 28

Happy Birthday! I'm an April baby too. Diamonds are our birth stone!!!(:

marissakmnn 0

I'll make sure to put the seat down. c:

I just turned 18 last Friday! You know why being born in April is great? 1- it's jazz appreciation month 2- it's national poetry month 3- you're birth stone is a diamond!

NineFishMffns_fml 0

Happy bday and sorry op, caca bf you have :d

FFML_314 11

At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.