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By suckishbf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By suckishbf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
That's what you get for dating a loser.
happy birthday
you should be god damn greatful geez some people are so hard to please
dump him
if he's only doing that today, talk to him. though if he's going to do it every time he uses the toilet, i don't see why you're complaining.
I think its time for a breakup call, OP. (punny)
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you've trained him well
At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.