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By suckishbf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
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Top comments

iSitt 0

you've trained him well

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FFML_314 11

At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.

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Comments

cldean24 4

I'd rather have one that cleans, cooks, or does the laundry. I can put the toilet seat down easily.

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Garytt 0

does it matter to leave seat up?

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Your boyfriend is a piece of work. But stuff like this generally isn't an isolated incident. Don't put up with it. It won't get better...

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maphineRAWRS 10

well what more could you ask for really?

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Mrsgarcia 3

You've got it easy, today is my 19th birthday I'm on my period I have a stuffed nose, clogged ears and swollen tonsils. Anytime I get up I get light headed and puke oh and my mother forgot it was my birthday.

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RacerX1695 1

Today, I read the most boring comment ever! FML.

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mrmerino 0

ouch. last year my stepmom bitched at me on my birthday happy birthday then.

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nimihyel 4

wow. he treats you too well.

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annasakki 0

selfish, appreciate the fact you even got anything.

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iR83 3

exchange him with a new boyfriend... 

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tief06 0

you deserved it bc you are still with the douche apparently.

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