I would say 0.6 seconds. I measured mine and it’s accurate. 0.6 seconds.

thats not a very good argument, if you expect someone to do something in most circumstances you should be prepared to do it occassionally. Not if you expect me to do it, do it yourself!

This is a tired argument. The only solution is that both parties put the seat AND the lid down after they're done. Keeps ya from dropping things in too.

Yeah, like children. I've dropped 15.73 too many a newborn in the toilet due to the seat and/or lid being up after use in my day. There should really be a PSA warning people about the dangers of dropping newborns in toilets.

Yeeessss. Change your partners every time you piss or shit. No wonder your face is so “happy”.

wow