Give it to me, Sheldon!

By oh lord - 27/05/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
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zingline89 18

And you hadn't even written the climax yet...

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SkoomaKi 27

Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.

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CinnamonRugby 5

Imaginary man here, imaginary women in the FML below. When virtual reality becomes a househould product, the worlds screwed.

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rattusrattus 18

Well, first the software would have to move past the "uncanny valley" phase (looks) and "dumb as a brick" phase (AI). And there's the hardware. For a sex simulator, you'd have to adapt a toy. I can't comment on men's sex toys, but any women's sex toy that is not phallic is ****ing terrifying. (Some of the phallic ones are also terrifying, but that's another matter.) There's this oral simulator that's a basically a lump of faux-tongue that flops around, I doubt it would do a good job and it's the stuff of nightmares. What I'm saying is, I don't think that VR!sex is going to be a thing for a while, and that it will remain a novelty for a long time after that.

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DocBastard 38

What would have been midway through? Do you time your sexual encounters? "Come on babe, it's been 7.5 minutes. Hurry up!"

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PrincessPesa 20

I'm guessing things were heating up but OP's misnomer slip up brought everything to an abrupt end. Not so much concerning time constraints.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

For some reason, I pictured the character's name being Casey or some other name which could be either gender, thus causing even further confusion.

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Arrawyn 12

I'm gonna be honest OP, all though FYL, that's kinda hilarious. Sorry

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Michaelsgirl04 9

I thumbed you up because of your picture.

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Il_Maestro 6

Hey, 24, if you could just do us a quick favor and chug a bottle of Windex that'd be great.

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AgaveLoco 5

Yes! Yes! More, more!... I love you Galaktitron!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Is that a toilet store?

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43trauts 14

I hope your novel isn't a fan-fiction...

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LadyGore 12

Write a steamy love scene and tell him you wanna act it out/role play it, the awkwardness then fades because he can also call you by a lady's name from the book.

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megansays 2

Little late for that.

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