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Give it to me, Sheldon!

By oh lord - 27/05/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By inapickle - 16/05/2012 08:20 - United States - Topsham

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

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Side dick

By Joanna - 27/12/2018 18:00

Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Love is…

By jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 28 May 2012 1:12

And you hadn't even written the climax yet...

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 28 May 2012 1:09

Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.

Comments

groupleader 7

Monday 28 May 2012 14:55

Doesn't matter ....had half sex

mrlopez 13

Monday 28 May 2012 16:51

Epiphany: A moment of sudden thought arousal.

Kev1878Mc 4

Monday 28 May 2012 17:48

Nah, I'm not buying that. Decent effort but you'd be better off just admitting you've been getting ploughed by someone else, at least he'd respect you for it.

Samster2000 9

Monday 28 May 2012 17:59

If you design your main character so you love him, you're gonna have a bad time.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 28 May 2012 19:32

As someone who's dating a writer, I can sympathize. Don't worry about it. Hopefully your b/f will realize what an all-consuming endeavor writing fiction is, and laugh it off.