Giving and taking

By patriarchal apparently - 29/06/2013 19:58 - Saint Lucia

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Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 237
You deserved it 9 998

Same thing different taste

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Move on. You don't want to be with a person like that.

This reminds me of the spongebob meme which reads "**** you mean you don't suck dick?"

myurlbriii 9

So... Why are you with her again?

Seriously man you need to have a talk with her and find out why. If it was cause of a trauma then y'all can try to work thru it. I hated anal for a very long time because of a few incidents but i ended up getting talked into it again by a 3rd guy who actually prepared me for it and it was great.

Uuhhhh, would you prefer to have sex with a chick that isn't ready & wet for you? There is a difference between giving head, where the end result will be better for ******* (unless you like it tense & dry?) & giving head where one person cums and that's it. Unless u don't want 2 have sex, just cum?

Iguanadon 14

It's still selfish and unfair for her to not return the favour and to be such a bitch about it

And bullfuckingshit to swallowing cum being a 'gift'. If my husband wants me to swallow, he'd better b prepared 2 kiss me afterwards, cos I kiss him after he goes down on me. Fairs fair. If I have to taste his cum, so does he.

Don't just stop giving her oral. Do something much worse. Tease her. A lot. And I mean a ******* lot! Next, go down on her. But, stop right before she's about to cum. Just do nothing. Hold down her hands to stop her from finishing the job herself. Just don't do anything. And when she yells at you, just say "Giving oral is demeaning and sick"

I would never be able to be with a woman that doesn't blow (and maybe not even with one that doesn't swallow).

Veeshanee_fml 6

Funny. Usually, it's the other way. Well, don't be sad, now you understand why women don't like either.

Then stop eating her out. If she wants sex, she needs to return the favour once in a while.