Intimacy: Giving and taking

Giving and taking

By patriarchal apparently - 29/06/2013 19:58 - Saint Lucia

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

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Same thing different taste

Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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Hidden

By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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Finger wagging

By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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In training

By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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Fragile

By HashiManGo - 02/09/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend's bastard ex whispered in my ear that, "she used to suck my cock with that mouth, think about that the next time she tries to kiss you." Now it's all I can picture every time she kisses me, and it's lowkey disgusting, and turns me off. FML

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wootwootimahoot 10

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:18

Hypocrite.

Grand_Cookie 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:22

Sack up and stop doing it for her. Two can play that game.

Comments

thatsme123 4

Monday 1 July 2013 6:19

Um maybe the only reason she demands oral in the first place is because you can't get her to cum through regular intercourse. Everyone is so quick to call the girl selfish and ignores the possibility that she's just trying to even the playing field.

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 1 July 2013 6:55

She can be by herself then, what a prude.

AlexRen 21

Monday 1 July 2013 7:27

When you guys are having sex and are really into it. Just stick it in her mouth....

Twigz 4

Monday 1 July 2013 8:44

She's selfish and needs to grow the hell up. It's the same thing, and if she sees it as "demeaning", then she has some personal sexist issues she needs to get a grip of.

AKGrace 13

Monday 1 July 2013 10:50

Get out now.

mr_jack_meoff 5

Monday 1 July 2013 10:57

Just quit the munching, chicks would rather stay with someone they are comfortable with than trolling for fresh meat.

graphicstyle7 17

Monday 1 July 2013 18:26

Speaking as a female.. she is very selfish, and totally lacks empathy. You can do much better, move on.

Cristian89 29

Monday 1 July 2013 20:45

Sorry OP, but you are missing out

piercethemarni 4

Monday 1 July 2013 22:08

If there is a specific reason shes not doing it dont even bring it up. (raped) because its not fair to her. make sure you know everything before you get upset with her. if she just doesn't want to do it as you said she thinks its "sick" then she thinks its gross! just stop going down on her. if she told you it upset her before you should have brought it up.