Kids, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Glue ear

Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Mason - 31/12/2021 02:59 - United States - Boise

Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By BurntBroken - 09/01/2017 13:16

Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML

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Forgetful

By dtmm - 18/01/2023 10:00

Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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By Blue - 19/11/2008 11:02 - France

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

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Spice up your sound

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 18:00

Today, I was at lunch in a Mexican place and my earbud started to slip from my ear. No big deal, I moved my hand to catch it. Catch it in the open tortilla I just spread guacamole and sour cream on. FML

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HawkingBeach 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:25

Why would you listen to your iPod while changing your child's diaper? Way to teach your kid poor manners early on.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:25

Brings a whole new meaning to shitty music like Brokencyde, Jeffree Star, and Millionaires...

Comments

ilikeu12 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:27

Lolz nice and a brown ear?

Jacquie_lynn 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:27

ewwwwwwwwww

Phr3Sh 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:28

I like BrokeNCYDE. x.x

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:29

You do? You must lead a sad, sad life :'C

Phr3Sh 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:30

This is supposed to be a reply to #4, I'm sorry I forgot to click reply before commenting.

wtfismyfml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:30

only a few songs are good the rest are purvey

Starchild21 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:55

Dance music is life

xXscream_girlXx 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 3:26

they were good until they got signed.

yisrab 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:28

Plexico is only the real one with a lowercase p

sman1234 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:29

thats your own fault for being retarded enough not to look where it fell. and if you picked it up does that mean you put your hand in it too?

TeeParty 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:30

Haha. What does your ear smell like?

Phr3Sh 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:31

I'm not a wanna-be emo, but my life is truly depressing.

pecacelovecheer 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:31

why are you listening to your ipod while changing your baby shouldn't you be paying attention to the baby

BladeYouStain 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:10

Obviously she was paying more attention to the baby since she put the crappy earphone in her ear. Besides, what's she going to hear that's so important if the baby is right there?