Sex, Family and Inappropriate: Go mom!

Go mom!

By disgusted - 04/10/2012 23:24 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said, "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML

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By soon to be divorced - 24/10/2013 20:06 - United States

Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:46 - United States

Today, I called my mom for her birthday. She started talking about an infomercial she'd seen for a combo bidet-and-dryer, and how she would like to get one so she can feel "fresh down there" without worrying about getting bits of toilet paper on her nether regions. I can't un-hear this. FML

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Drained

By please_no - 16/03/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 07:39 - Australia

Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML

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By LonelyInLA - 16/02/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML

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You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Friday 5 October 2012 3:00

I think I would die laughing if my mom said that.

ceccles628 6

Friday 5 October 2012 3:00

I'm pretty sure that commercial has some sexual undertones

Comments

MedKits 9

Friday 5 October 2012 3:02

Hmmm. Intended euphemism from the commercial? I think yes.

ViQValentine 3

Friday 5 October 2012 3:02

Oh that's so hot xD My mum would say that but then she would take it back because she would probably think of an actual snake in her lady parts... she had a nightmare about that once... Oh, moms the darnedest things

ant1078 7

Friday 5 October 2012 3:05

Just saying... Everyone should have their pipes serviced every once in a while!

olpally 32

Friday 5 October 2012 3:06

Dammit noor, you made me vomit again... *shakes fist in air*

junkman6 22

Friday 5 October 2012 3:08

Hey mamas need love too! Don't begrudge her some pipe snaking!

traveler_ghost 12

Friday 5 October 2012 3:10

Like "I'm here to trim your wife's bush" except in this commercial the guy doesn't literally mean that...

trellz17 19

Friday 5 October 2012 3:10

That commercial is hilarious. Hilarious but inappropriate.

matt98_fml 13

Friday 5 October 2012 3:10

I don't know if I would be laughing or awkwardly walking away.

amandajlucas2015 2

Friday 5 October 2012 4:23

People have no sense of humor anymore

matt98_fml 13

Friday 5 October 2012 4:37

Well it's not that people don't have a sense of humor anymore, it's just that people have different types of humor. And some people don't find certain things funny as another person would. :)