Love: Going well

Going well

By shiney100893 - 14/01/2013 12:56 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

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You deserved it 6 226

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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You deserved it 4 370

By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 237

Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 9 468

By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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You deserved it 3 014

By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 20:34 - United States - Johnston

Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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You deserved it 7 748

By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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You deserved it 9 911

By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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You deserved it 5 601

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 07:39 - Australia

Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML

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You deserved it 5 988

ElatedEarthling 15

Monday 14 January 2013 19:02

If he's anything like Oedipus, you may have a chance.

danielhartlesss 13

Monday 14 January 2013 19:02

I think it's safe to say you have no chance.

Comments

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 14 January 2013 19:10

He could be your daddy!

SuperDanielNL 23

Monday 14 January 2013 19:10

Talk to him, maybe?

S182 15

Monday 14 January 2013 19:11

That, to me, sounds like trying to be nice while shutting her down.. Unless there is a huge age disparity.

tildoorf84 7

Monday 14 January 2013 19:13

I hope you left her there... that bitch can take a cab, and then later pick up her shit from the front lawn

LiveLoveBeatles 19

Monday 14 January 2013 19:21

Wrong story, sweetie

verkaderk 9

Monday 14 January 2013 21:04

I think you want the FML above this one.. Close. So close. You'll get it eventually

TheFirstSamurai 18

Monday 14 January 2013 19:16

I heard somewhere that guys tend to go for girls with traits that remind them of their mothers so you may still be in with a chance.

micahdunk 13

Monday 14 January 2013 19:19

Give him free food? Maybe he will come around. Guys always like food and usually girls who remind them of Mom. Hope for the best!

Lastking85 6

Monday 14 January 2013 21:47

What an advice , but totally will work on me.

Seany_93 17

Monday 14 January 2013 23:45

Or just pop the question works for me :)

jewwybeanzzz 10

Monday 14 January 2013 19:19

mother-zoned..... and I thought friend zoned was awful!

theycallmekitty 13

Monday 14 January 2013 19:32

That's when you pull him in for a passionate kiss then whisper in his ear "would your mother do that?". If he says yes than you have bigger issues.

Enslaved 36

Monday 14 January 2013 19:35

Follow me, don't follow me I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush ***Sorry, every time I read an FML that says the word "crush" in it (which is a lot!) I get this REM song stuck in my mind. :P