Going well

By shiney100893 - 14/01/2013 12:56 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
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ElatedEarthling 15

If he's anything like Oedipus, you may have a chance.

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danielhartlesss 13

I think it's safe to say you have no chance.

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melted48 1

Another one joins us, no more tears child, only dreams now.

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pedinhuh 23

You see now girls???? Being on the friendzone sucks a lot doesn't???

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AgentClassyPants 9

Question. Was his collar "popped"? Because you may have blown this worse than you thought....

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Thpwns 5

Sounds like a hell of a crush

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seacadet 18

Yea! Doesn't feel so good when a guy does something like that to y'all does it!?

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lulzcoaster 3

he must be gay, u can hang out with him all the time though u can start his harem

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Shadow_Phantom 26

There's actually a song named that... though its subject matter is completely different. Anyway, FYL.

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baba01_fml 17

You should have said at that point, "I'm a milf and I need you!" Then pulled him into a closet.

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