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By Ackbar - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I fell out of the shower. It was still on. Bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet. It wasn't flushed. FML
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b182link 0

"bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet" good idea... YDI for reaching into a toilet

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I_iz_special 0

also you're taking a shower don't sweat it it'll come off with a little scrubbing if #2 and if #1 it should just rinse off

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killdozer1 2

Two bright sides: Your in the shower. You didn't accidentally flush the toilet.

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thebaroness1984 0

I would be thankful for not dying instead of worried about a little poo-hand contact. It's still gross, tho.

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ifyouonlyknew77 0

Wow...firstly why wouldn't you flush the toilet??? And secondly, how the HELL does one fall out of the shower?

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Bibico_fml 0

Nice bathroom. A clumsy person manages somehow to fall out of the shower and the toilet just happens to be right there to fall into. Sure, sounds like it really happened. Not.

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beffburger 0

it might be a small bathroom. it could happen in my bathroom

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ChaosZirconia 0

At least the shower was still on to wash it all off. :P Also: Person before me: My bathroom is laid out in such a way that this would be very easy to do.

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csigabajnok 0

Not flushing after finishing is like not wiping your ass. Disgusting.

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jesusjr 0

flush, or put the lid down, or learn how to get into the shower. either way ydi.

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