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By Ackbar - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I fell out of the shower. It was still on. Bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet. It wasn't flushed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 133
You deserved it 15 813

Comments

"bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet" good idea... YDI for reaching into a toilet

also you're taking a shower don't sweat it it'll come off with a little scrubbing if #2 and if #1 it should just rinse off

Two bright sides: Your in the shower. You didn't accidentally flush the toilet.

I would be thankful for not dying instead of worried about a little poo-hand contact. It's still gross, tho.

Wow...firstly why wouldn't you flush the toilet??? And secondly, how the HELL does one fall out of the shower?

Nice bathroom. A clumsy person manages somehow to fall out of the shower and the toilet just happens to be right there to fall into. Sure, sounds like it really happened. Not.

it might be a small bathroom. it could happen in my bathroom

At least the shower was still on to wash it all off. :P Also: Person before me: My bathroom is laid out in such a way that this would be very easy to do.

Not flushing after finishing is like not wiping your ass. Disgusting.

flush, or put the lid down, or learn how to get into the shower. either way ydi.