Farts, YouTube and Geek: Gonna need that channel name

Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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You deserved it 4 263

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 028

By wtfiswrongwithher - 07/05/2011 13:56 - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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You deserved it 7 514

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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You deserved it 715

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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You deserved it 13 982

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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You deserved it 4 471

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend blew half of the money we'd saved for a vacation on a fancy new camera. His reasoning? "Loads of YouTubers are quitting YouTube, there's money to be made." FML

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You deserved it 88

By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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You deserved it 398

close_2_the_edge 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:08

I don't know how people like that get girlfriends in the first place.

misstamz 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:13

be glad he's not secretly catching your farts to put up

Comments

robinbhsl 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 0:10

win!!

ranvw 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 0:24

#25 you have a beautuful eye(s).. wow

budster1993 2

Wednesday 26 May 2010 1:26

I think I watched his videos

tiffyc011 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 1:35

lol at least he didn't have a page devoted to being a down low male

aardvarkish 16

Wednesday 26 May 2010 2:14

Anyone find it yet?

random10294 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:38

THATS UR BOYFRIEND???? IM SUBSCRIBED TO HIM!!!!! AND RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON PUT HIS CHANNEL IN HIS SHOW!!!!!!

foxytrot 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:11

#7, WTF is with ur face????

CJSK8sZero 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:17

10-ya he was feat. on raywilliamjohnson

Fab0luZ 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:25

#29 mee Tooo.!! RWJ

FreeSpeach 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:46

Lol I think this guy was on Ray William Johnson.

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