Farts, YouTube and Geek: Gonna need that channel name

Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 026

By wtfiswrongwithher - 07/05/2011 13:56 - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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You deserved it 4 468

How to start a failed YouTube channel

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend blew half of the money we'd saved for a vacation on a fancy new camera. His reasoning? "Loads of YouTubers are quitting YouTube, there's money to be made." FML

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By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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close_2_the_edge 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:08

I don't know how people like that get girlfriends in the first place.

misstamz 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:13

be glad he's not secretly catching your farts to put up

Comments

CanISmellYoDick 1

Friday 9 July 2010 2:43

Haha! I've heard of that guy.. (I think)

el_muerte 2

Saturday 17 July 2010 8:30

How do guys like this even get a girlfriend?

Disturbedfan187 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 21:50

win!!!!

xchapperzx 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:27

gay

LiznessMonster 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 11:07

Oh, so THAT'S your boyfriend? Please, you can do so much better.

madhatter100123 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 0:15

time for a new boyfriend.

flippidyshit 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:08

Whats his username?

ihomeiscool 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:45

wow.............

greekgal44 14

Wednesday 11 May 2011 3:06

thats epicly awesome, just saying:)

xXCODGODXx 11

Monday 20 June 2011 20:15

pinkbunny can i have ur boobies in my face

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Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML

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