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By Lua - 28/06/2016 17:09 - France - Laon

Today, my friends renamed my dog, “Dog Vader.“ Yes, my dog has asthma. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 04:27 - Canada

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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By Emily - 05/12/2012 17:55 - United States - Boston

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

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Insane

By moving out first chance I get! - 03/03/2023 18:00

Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not a service dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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Are you sure you're OK?

By H…… - 20/11/2020 20:08

Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML

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WOOF WOOF

By fuck! - 16/05/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML

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By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By Swabidizop - 18/05/2015 20:40 - United States - Greeley

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

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By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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MandieL 27

Wednesday 29 June 2016 9:24

I don't understand why this is an issue.

lovebooks07 15

Wednesday 29 June 2016 9:24

I'm sorry about your dog, OP. Though I have to say your friends sound quite hilarious

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sirdannyboy1 20

Wednesday 29 June 2016 13:08

There is no problem to this.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 29 June 2016 14:39

I think it's hilarious. Your friends have a great sense of humor. Hopefully your dog is under a vet's care to have his/her asthma taken care of.

LAURA_EL_JUICE 6

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:23

Oh man, I kinda like it. Poor doggy though.

josen5108 2

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:28

Oh the bright side your dog is now "the dog father"!

gingerlover01 24

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:52

aww poor little dog I can sympathize with it: (

ashyash90 8

Wednesday 29 June 2016 21:13

Dog Vader is am amazing name.

LARC_UoGuelph 8

Thursday 30 June 2016 0:52

Your dog sky-walked into that one.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 1 July 2016 11:39

You say this as if it's a problem...?

blacksheep1978 5

Sunday 10 July 2016 19:24

That is the dog's name from yesterday's gone maybe your friend just reads alot

natheitz 23

Wednesday 27 July 2016 5:20

I actually have a dog I named Vader. He has breathing problems too.

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