Good boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Mantua

Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up, I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML
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Top comments

Candace7 19

First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

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Candace7 19

First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

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uglyheadedbitch 20

Sounds like a shitty situation! When do I get my prize

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bluebluhblou 15

does this mean you keep a storage of shit close by?

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countryb_cth 38

@10 yah she does, its in her ass. But shhh don't tell anyone it's a secret.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

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brook823 24

How could you confuse dried shit with a stick?

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mojopin 12

He'll put it in his mouth either way.

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Econforthwin 15

That's what I was thinking, how long was this turd staff?

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LeavenSilva 27

At least he didn't lick your face afterwards.

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emeraldisle 30

I've seriously got to remember to never read FML while I'm eating or drinking. I always chocked on my good reading this.

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emeraldisle 30

Ugh I need to proofread my comments before posting them. Good = food

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