Big kid

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 14:20 - United States - Rhodes

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Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
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iseyixes 18

Return the favor grab his junk and make squeaking noises.

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perdix 29

You should have farted after he honked your boob and said, "Oops, faulty valve."

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BeforeItWasCool 12

I'd suggest relationship counselling. It seems quite an insensitive response to an issue like that. Maybe that's just me over reacting, but I feel respect is important in any relationship. This guy seems like a douche, FYL OP.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Neeh - it's normal with us doing jokes in serious situations. Be happy he didn't make a scene or start crying perhaps :)))

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acidkitten 14

9- I thought you were talking to #1 at first and I was like "You sure are over reacting!" and then I read the last sentence :L

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lawls79 14

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ClassicDisney23 10

41- It's called "respect." If there isn't any of it left then we really should be asking what our world has come to.

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DocBastard 38

Lawls79 - No. You don't just do that. It isn't a joke, and it shows a complete lack of respect. I joke around with my wife all the time, but I'm NEVER disrespectful. If she voices a concern, we talk about it. I don't cop a cheap feel like an asshole.

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mikeofthunder 13

55, I agree but everyone does it so I suggest you just let them do as they wish. It's not as if FML's modern day commenter pays any attention to the consensus anyway. Besides the awesome minority!

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BeforeItWasCool 12

20- It's the solution to every minor problem! :L

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iseyixes 18

Return the favor grab his junk and make squeaking noises.

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zinoxity 23

Why are people on this site full of revengeful ideas?

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outoftown 26

You meant "grab his junk until HE makes squeaking noises," didn't you?

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XxQueenofPuppets 10

Your picture is perfect for your comment. =]

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hellachillin 8

It seems like it blew up doll in OPs face. I bet she's inflated this whole situation by saying such things to her husband

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Maybe try to explain your expectations bit closer.. We can't figure out what's in women's head sometimes..

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Stealth_Void 4

Well it seems pretty obvious to me what she meant...

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awkward_gothlady 32

So that's a perfect excuse to goof around? If he isn't sure what she means, he can ASK!!

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dhall30 8

Good on you for being patient with him and trying to talk to him. Communication is probably the the most important thing in a relationship and he needs to respect what you have to say.

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mpj13 8

Sounds like your husband is full of air

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MrBond007_fml 6

Well, what are you complaining about, honking your boob sounds like foreplay to me. You really think he wastes that much time getting his blow up doll into the mood?

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chocolatefrog28 29

Sounds like you need to move around a little more during your naked fun time sessions then, if you feel like a doll. Get more proactive and do some riding rather than laying back and being stuffed.

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skippymagee 5

Honk your boob. Classic. At least he pays attention to you.

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