Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 079
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Hunthas 17

Silly mothers! everyone knows dogs only speak french

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mif_fml 27

I don't think he was trying for pun.. If he did he would have said "what did they bark about?" or something like that.

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Nathan_h24 17

I recommend you invest in a dictionary #12

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cinskeep43 15

plot twist- dog is the name of her vibrator

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

What really matters is that OPs mom needs mental help

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Hunthas 17

Silly mothers! everyone knows dogs only speak french

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sayyestothedress 24

Oh, I thought it was Spanish! No wonder my dog wouldn't understand me!

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hope1103 20

I'm sorry OP that sounds like a ruff situation

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jad0016 12

Being locked out of the house is definitely something to bark about

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TheOrangeProon 13

If only my fiancée was as easy to please as you, 36.

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Rainhawk94 27

Poor dog must be having a ruff time

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siljeeehaa 10

Not sure if you mean the dog or the mother

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middlenamefrank 8

Look....it's her home, and I'm guessing you're never giving her any time in the house by herself. People need alone time sometimes, especially in their own home. Get a job, find a friend to do things with, or just go down to the dock and watch the boats for a while. I've had roommates who never, ever give me any time to myself in my own home, and it makes me crazy.

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Rainhawk94 27

The escalated quickly

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ksuth 25

Off topic, but if they're your roommates and contribute to household finances wouldn't it be their home too...?

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Ltsdragons 19

Yeah but... Being OP's mother, you can't really just kick out your child to have some time to yourself. I understand it's her house, but it's also the house OP is and was raised in. And just leaving your child outside because you wanted time to yourself doesn't really have much of a good ring to it

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joe3_fml 15

Time for some counselling and some priorities to be straightened out.

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tony1891 22

and i thought dog was mans best friend.

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