Intimacy: Good morning to you too

Good morning to you too

By sllaggy - 18/04/2011 09:34

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered, "Slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

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You deserved it 22 106

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Enough is enough

By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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You deserved it 396

Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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You deserved it 5 468

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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You deserved it 57 585

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 400

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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You deserved it 5 294

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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You deserved it 32 306

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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You deserved it 33 479

Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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You deserved it 802

cydvicious 0

Monday 18 April 2011 15:59

sounds like you woke up at your boyfriend's MOTHER'S house. I will never understand that!!

khaya 9

Monday 18 April 2011 16:05

Imagine what she muttered while making toast.

Comments

ChantelRenaeee 0

Monday 18 April 2011 16:10

hahaha isn't great to hear for yourself your future mother in law thinks your a ****?

SteelCladAngel 0

Monday 18 April 2011 17:35

so because they are dating they're getting married?? pfft glad I dont live by that logic or I'd have been married and divorced multiple times

TheRealLori 0

Monday 18 April 2011 16:12

If he's old enough to have a female sleep over, maybe he's old enough to have his own place instead of having his mama pouring his juice every morning. That's her house, not his, and she can say whatever she wants...especially since you made it so easy. And you can do better. Find a man, not a mama's boy.

CherryBomb511 3

Monday 18 April 2011 16:28

Haha 19, you have just made my morning.

lmaoatall 6

Monday 18 April 2011 16:28

it just might be her boyfriends house. she did say that. maybe the moms the one who needs to butt out and get her own place! this does happen. to often if you ask me!

lidemocr 0

Monday 18 April 2011 17:26

doubtful #31. not in the age of "failure to launch" guys. very pathetic but maybe that IS all OP can get/ wants

lmaoatall 6

Monday 18 April 2011 17:40

so 62- you don't think it's possible that op's boyfriend just might be a 40 year old business man that does have his act togethor. has his own place. maybe mom is just visiting. we don't know the full details.

tracyelizabeth28 0

Monday 18 April 2011 18:00

i was thinking the samething !!! im not agreeing with the mom but you kinda made it very easy for her too say things like that...

rvontr88 21

Monday 18 April 2011 16:14

I so agree!

rvontr88 21

Monday 18 April 2011 16:13

Maybe someone forgot to tell you, it's kinda disrespectful to sleep at your bf's house if he's still living with his parents.

perdix 29

Monday 18 April 2011 16:14

Was she referring to you or her son? And was it really your boyfriend's house and he lets his parents stay with him, or it is really his mom's house, and you and your **** boyfriend disrespected the house rules?