Intimacy: Good morning to you too

Good morning to you too

By sllaggy - 18/04/2011 09:34

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered, "Slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Enough is enough

By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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cydvicious 0

Monday 18 April 2011 15:59

sounds like you woke up at your boyfriend's MOTHER'S house. I will never understand that!!

khaya 9

Monday 18 April 2011 16:05

Imagine what she muttered while making toast.

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jessex333 0

Monday 18 April 2011 16:33

I bet shes a over protected mother. BITCH

abceasyas123abc 12

Monday 18 April 2011 17:39

overprotective..?

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Monday 18 April 2011 16:33

lmao well u guys r going out so how r u a ****? if ur hitting on other guys then the mom is right.

notquite69 0

Monday 18 April 2011 16:41

Your bf still lives with mommy and daddy. If they don't want you staying over and/or having sex in their house, don't stay over or have sex in their house, ****.

CherryBomb511 3

Monday 18 April 2011 16:36

Something like this happened to my brother in my mom's house. She let one of his previous girlfriends stay the weekend under the terms that they won't do the deed while she was home. One of the nights she heard them and the next morning my brother tried to pass it off by saying the girlfriend had a gas bubble and was trying to get comfortable....

triciaelayne 0

Monday 18 April 2011 16:41

lol that's kinda funny, I would have laughed

tayza249 20

Monday 18 April 2011 16:49

Well you should've said goodbye to his mother too. It sounds like it is her house and hence you were a guest. She probably was pissed that you didn't acknowledge her. Or maybe you're a bit young to be staying at your boyfriend's house, seeing as how he still lives with his parents. Things were probably alot different for his mum when she was growing up and young girls didn't sleep at their boyfriend's house.. unless they're a harlot