Intimacy: Good morning to you too

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By sllaggy - 18/04/2011 09:34

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered, "Slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Enough is enough

By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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cydvicious 0

Monday 18 April 2011 15:59

sounds like you woke up at your boyfriend's MOTHER'S house. I will never understand that!!

khaya 9

Monday 18 April 2011 16:05

Imagine what she muttered while making toast.

Comments

xmarkstheheart 0

Monday 18 April 2011 17:15

#4 said it all, you dumbshit! You woke up at your boyfriend's mother's house, not his house! And she's right: you ARE a ****. How dare you think it's cool to invade a person's house and **** their son under their roof and not expect any repercussions! YDI.

mintcar 9

Monday 18 April 2011 17:21

You took a shower in HER home. I'm not saying she was right in calling you a **** but it's her house and she can say whatever she wants.

azurewave 6

Monday 18 April 2011 17:26

it never said she had sex with him.

robchfra 5

Monday 18 April 2011 17:25

Regardless if it is her house, her son is a **** as well. It takes 2 people to **** and her son is just as guilty as you are. She should be pissed at her son more then you. You also could have called her a **** for calling you a ****; it is just a word after all.

cek31076 1

Monday 18 April 2011 17:27

ummm wow....bitch

haleykerr 0

Monday 18 April 2011 17:35

you should've been like "bitch" she's just jealous cause you're taking her boy away:)

momianajones 0

Monday 18 April 2011 17:46

maybe you should act more like a lady and less like a ****.

sappy0 5

Monday 18 April 2011 17:59

I personally couldn't do that regardless who's house it was! Just knowing A PARENT was in the house would be my cue to close the party simply out of respect, period! There are so many other places like, say umm, YOUR place that you could have sex... unless of course YOU still live with mom & dad & it didn't happen there because you knew they'd freak out. Which if that's the case... his mom was right!!

Thesameasbefore 0

Monday 18 April 2011 18:19

I would have called you a **** too if I were her. Oh wait. You wouldn't be sleeping with my son in my house if I were her. That's ridiculous. Learn some respect.