Good morning to you too

By sllaggy - 18/04/2011 09:34

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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered, "Slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML
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cydvicious 0

sounds like you woke up at your boyfriend's MOTHER'S house. I will never understand that!!

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khaya 9

Imagine what she muttered while making toast.

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soccerchick_1994 8

well obviously she doesnt like you... fyl

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iZDa 0

well obviosly nobody likes u

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yohooooooo 5

well obviously we have uhh mothers who hate their sons boyfriends... screw it at least I tried-_-

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Snodes 0

what if she has tourettes syndrome

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thisguy22 33

people with tourettes don't really swear...

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MissBunny25 0

you should have said thank you! she gave you a compliment, you ungrateful bastard.

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manbearpig123456 0

actually 53 people with tourettes do swear.

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SaintkushMatt 0

ahaha that's great.

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SaintkushMatt 0

ahaha that's great.

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Gen2105 0

24's picture actually scares me a little... :/

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha, jealous of the fact that the op's ******* her son?

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aussie_gemini 5

why is it when ever anyone says anything nasty these days they must be jealous? can't she just dislike her and believe she's a ****?

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TheRealLori 0

Then she needs to shut up and learn her place, or move out and get her own life. Either way, op should have seen it coming.

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MissBunny25 0

48, Boners is kidding, you know that, right?

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khaya 9

Maybe it's not his mother but a woman he has bought to do chores. Women are pretty cheap these days, at the moment I am waiting for my order. (so excited)

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muchagente 5

she didn't say they ******. this reply was written to no 8

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cydvicious 0

sounds like you woke up at your boyfriend's MOTHER'S house. I will never understand that!!

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khaya 9

Imagine what she muttered while making toast.

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glass_half_fool 0

why would us "failure to launch" guys want to leave our safe houses to go out to a world of assuming, stuck up, bitches as yourself? Miss "I'm hot shit" because I moved out like every other grown adult.. I'm 20, working, and going to school does that make me a waste? No I'm saving money so not to struggle

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Aoifexzx 3

whoreme- oh sorry I mean WHOLEmeal bread or White?

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jewknowit710 2

or you could put your big boy pants on and get an appt. struggle is what makes us strong, not stability your the same guy who hasn't been in a fight so ur afraid of confrontation. I can say it cause I was that guy till senior year of high school

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lmaoatall 6

and that's when you said... yes, he sure is. he went all speedy Gonzalez on my pink taco!!!

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CarleeBugg123 5

Well you must be her favorite! Can't wait to see how well y'all "bond" together! xD

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mariazzz 5

oh that's nasty...So what does she really think of you? lol

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