Weird, Awkward and Love: Good night

Good night

By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 11:56 - United States

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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svalaedgren 18

Monday 12 August 2013 19:00

Sounds to me like he's not over her.

CallMeWindSock 24

Monday 12 August 2013 18:59

Well give him a reason to get rid of it!

Comments

charliihatchet 8

Monday 12 August 2013 19:58

Did he make you wear it? Or did you just tell him to leave?

onlymytwocents 9

Monday 12 August 2013 20:09

If you didn't make him leave immediately. You care very little about yourself.

daytoday21 10

Monday 12 August 2013 20:16

At first I was like "hey, don't judge-" and then... O.o

Isabellaelaine 4

Monday 12 August 2013 20:21

that's awful

TheWorldGreatest 8

Monday 12 August 2013 20:27

I would find a reason to throw it out!

WorryNot 19

Monday 12 August 2013 20:28

I don't think the problem is that he has a blankie. I'm 23 and I have a blankie but its an actual small blanket. I use it to cover my lower half when I sleep cause I have to have a blanket no matter how hot it is. I think the problem is that it's his ex's nightgown. You should really have a talk with him about it.

japtap81 16

Monday 12 August 2013 23:31

So you're saying the real problem is that his blankie is his ex girlfriends nightgown? Are you training to be captain obvious?

vinayj009 5

Monday 12 August 2013 20:46

Next he will insist he cannot have intercourse without his ex's lingerie..

deloria_fml 22

Monday 12 August 2013 21:12

Maybe think of it as a transitional object? So if we apply psychology, if it gets modified by anyone else other than the person who's fixated on it, it will lose all its significance. :) "Accidentally" wash or ruin it by spilling something on it, or maybe tear it and he'll stop sleeping with it. This technique can also be used with small children once they're mature enough to not need it.

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Tuesday 13 August 2013 2:40

I would venture to say that it IS a transitional object. He could be having difficulty transitioning from his old relationship to his new one thus why he feels he needs it.

ZombieSazza 34

Tuesday 13 August 2013 4:32

#89 if you're having difficulty moving on from a relationship, you shouldn't be entering another relationship. I think OP should get rid of him ASAP, he's not moved on from her and this will just become more and more super awkward.