Intimacy: Good one, asshole

Good one, asshole

By Anonymous - 24/05/2013 21:43 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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Haunting

By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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Too embarrassed to get them from a store?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML

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Very posh

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my parents found my box of condoms. I'm 20, so it's no big deal, and they commended my responsibility. What they don't know is I don't talk to any girls, and I bought those condoms to jerk off into. FML

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Overreacting a tad

By I want out - 11/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML

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By JessP - 26/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. FML

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TMI FML

By eugh - 07/05/2021 14:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML

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One day…

By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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No sex for you

By oops - 03/07/2021 13:59

Today, I gave my mom a shirt as a birthday present. Apparently, she already had the exact same shirt, so asked me for the receipt so she could return it and get a different one. When she read the receipt, she grounded me. I forgot I bought a box of condoms when I bought the shirt. FML

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nicolemadden 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

At least you got protection now ;).

HortonThelephant 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:43

DeNial is not just a river in Egypt!!

Comments

lowshadows 21

Saturday 25 May 2013 9:57

I'm guessing your parents are keeping the health products lol.

maximus_prime 24

Saturday 25 May 2013 10:35

Your next party is going to go off with a bang.

helmiz 17

Saturday 25 May 2013 10:43

lol...nice prank

kiaora_fml 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 10:52

I feel bad for you OP, but you should point out to your parents that usually companies like that are known to be more discreet. So that is a fail on their part.

mattiemo 3

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:46

I thought I once read that Iceland had one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates worldwide...?! Still not the nicest of pranks, I'd agree.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:48

Return to sender...and follow the tracking information to find out who sent it...

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Saturday 25 May 2013 13:26

I think your parents should on the contrary be happy / relieved that you would take your sexual health responsibly. Then it depends of course on how old you are. It's a shame they don't believe you though.

alslulu 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 13:28

It is obviously someone who cares about you enough to spend a fairly amount of money on a prank, and maybe that's their way to send you a message. Either that you should be more careful with sex, or they want you to get out have fun in a safe way, or something else. Good day :)

Omniprism 14

Saturday 25 May 2013 14:27

Tell your parents if you were going to order those for yourself you would have been more sneaky instead of so blatant. This seems obvious to me. Hopefully your parents come around to seeing that.