Pranks and Students: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, it was my first day of school as a freshman. I soon became lost so I asked a senior for directions to my class. They smiled at me and said, "It's on the third floor to the right." After ten minutes of walking up and down stairs and hallways, I discovered there is no third floor. FML

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By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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Not so demure start to the year

By Anonymous - 23/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By swana99 - 04/09/2013 20:39 - United States - Woburn

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2014 02:13 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML

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By allergic_to_bull - 08/10/2014 18:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

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Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

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Awkward

By rawrrrr - 17/03/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

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Friday 21 August 2009 9:17

Lol we did this to our freshmen too. Somehow we managed to convince a surprising number of them that there was a pool on the 4th floor. Ah high school.

cuppacake 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:15

Hey be nice. High school's scary. D:

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iheart 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:49

aww u freshmen are so ah-dorable

connor3698 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:55

im about to begin my sophomore year. and i'll **** with anyone i see picking on a freshmen. **** everyone that does it. pussy ass bitches. every senior out there can kiss my ******* ass

fcukb0o 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 3:30

oh shut up no one will even pay a fucken penny to kiss your ass or lick your nuts. when you're senior you're gonna like picking on them, i'm pretty sure when they get like annoying as ****! and them *******? they fight kids their own age too. by the way GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY, i remember high school messing with freshmen especially with my friends felt bad for being a rude bitch but i'm also helpful to them as well when it comes to homework and such. so yeah to the future high schoolers, NEVER ask a senior for directions or you're gonna go in a direction of confusion or perhaps shit.

paintballer394 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:24

Las year when I was a freshman, I didn't mess with the seniors and was nice to them when I did talk to them. Thankfully I didn't get misdirections or swirlies from the upperclassmen.

lazyllama101 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:58

My mom did the same thing in high school except they would say a classroom was near the pool (no pool!)

seloniussamba 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 3:45

You should have asked an Asian.

Daddys_Defect 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 3:58

Haha. Really bad idea to ask a senior, obviously. As a senior myself, I know how it is to want to feel as detached from the annoying little incoming freshman as possible. And, seniors own the shool. So, you should have known better. Next time, try a sophmore.

classicalasian 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 4:12

Wow, small school. My elementry school and middle school had three floors and my high school has four.

ziqi92 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 4:23

u should have asked a junior! a sophomore! anyone but a senior!!! yet ROFL a third floor, three story high schools r pretty rare (to me at least). back here, we like to tell the new freshman that we have a swimming pool on our roof bcuz we're the only hs in our district with no swimming pool yet out water polo and swimming teams are among the best.

Wydawg 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 4:46

FRESHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA. But seriously you should have known better man......

Phil_Courtney 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 5:03

It's times like these when I'm glad I go to a school that a)Only has an Elementary and a High School (No middle school ^_^) and b)The 7-12th graders are all in one building, so I pretty much know everyone. So, yeah, sucks for you.