Pranks and Students: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, it was my first day of school as a freshman. I soon became lost so I asked a senior for directions to my class. They smiled at me and said, "It's on the third floor to the right." After ten minutes of walking up and down stairs and hallways, I discovered there is no third floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 535

You deserved it 20 966

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By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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You deserved it 30 848

Not so demure start to the year

By Anonymous - 23/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML

I agree, your life sucks 299

You deserved it 119

By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 552

You deserved it 10 751

Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 652

You deserved it 8 783

By swana99 - 04/09/2013 20:39 - United States - Woburn

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 380

You deserved it 3 103

By Anonymous - 09/10/2014 02:13 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 052

You deserved it 3 408

By allergic_to_bull - 08/10/2014 18:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 526

You deserved it 4 260

Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 067

You deserved it 341

By Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 490

You deserved it 16 556

Awkward

By rawrrrr - 17/03/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 982

You deserved it 29 467

ihatestupidppl 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:17

Lol we did this to our freshmen too. Somehow we managed to convince a surprising number of them that there was a pool on the 4th floor. Ah high school.

cuppacake 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:15

Hey be nice. High school's scary. D:

Comments

Paige_Nicole10 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 5:05

toughen up freshMEAT or and dont forget smarten up! i sure hope you dont play sports or your ass is going to be kicked at initiation and after, no friends if you whine like a little bitch

onemiletread 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 5:08

Our school does have a third floor. But only rooms in the 300s are on it. Obvious much?

R3TROxLOV3 32

Saturday 22 August 2009 5:11

I totally would have fallen for that :) But yea, FYL.

nightswimmer 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:03

what the ****? its not even september and yer in school? l call bull shit

Deathlyranch 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:17

204, I have been in school for two weeks. I started August 13th. It is not "bullshit" The OP deserves it for thinking us seniors would be nice to freshmen.

shortymcsharon 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:05

School doesn't start in September for everybody, smart one! i started on August 6th.

black_barbie10 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:17

HAHAHA! poor little freshman XD don't EVER ask an upperclassmen for directions,ask a Sophmore or a Junior! and to #204 i start school in 2 days,and i have a friend who started like 2 weeks ago,so it's def possible! and on second thought,don't even ask,just find a teacher,cause there the only ones guaranteed not to lie to you XD

dacman48 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:02

never ask a senior for anything dipshit. YDI for being a moron

TheWorldChampion 5

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:48

lol. your dumb. a SENIOR. I never even TALKED to seniors until my Jr. year.

thatsbizarre 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:54

YDI. Everyone knows asking for directions is the last thing you should do. Same with elevator passes. :/ It's our job to confuse you.

dripinwet 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 15:45

My old high school is in a circle... so if a freshman was to ask for directions.. and he was 2 doors from the room... you bet he got sent the opposite way.... Hey... we were Seniors... we worked hard to get to annoy them !!!