Good question

By clostar - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he sat up and said, "You're still here?" FML
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cheeeksss 29

What did you expect from him if you slept with him just from meeting at a party? Breakfast?

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Mathalamus 24

Probably didn't expect you to stay. Who actually just ups and leaves after sex anyway? Seems like a grievous insult...

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Comments

laurellkawes 31

You can't be surprised, you just had sex with someone you don't know

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SookyLala 13

yeah i dunno, I've always been happy to let someone stay, i mean, strings or no strings we just had sex, you can stay for a little bit lol at least enough to wake up lol

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vikky538 28

Yes. He is waiting there with a breakfast tray in his hands.

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zebra3_fml 7

I get the feeling you had sex with someone closer to being a boy than a man.

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KrDizzy 16

Should have responded that you'll leave, but the herpes are staying with him forever lol jk.

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Tyrez 32

This fml is pathetic, I hope it is deleted by noon.

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SNR1979 2

There is an ETIQUETTE. If you're going to participate. Learn it.

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andrmac 25

Well clearly if she passed out after she was drinking and would need to sleep off some of the booze and rest after play time too. Even if she spends the night it still no strings attached.

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mr_anonimous 9

people like that should get punched in the junk. this is real life, not the movies. idc if it's just a casual hook up at a party. have some respect for the other person involved. be an adult.

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