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By clostar - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he sat up and said, "You're still here?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 867
You deserved it 10 199

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What did you expect from him if you slept with him just from meeting at a party? Breakfast?

Mathalamus 24

Probably didn't expect you to stay. Who actually just ups and leaves after sex anyway? Seems like a grievous insult...

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When you have casual sex you get casual responses. Never sleep at a strangers place, that's how you end up in a shallow grave. Always have an exit strategy.

Maybe he expected her to leave on her own accord. I've woken up alone, and not surprised. Most of the time I don't want to see the other person the morning afterwards. That awkward, "What's your name again..." conversation.

sorry op you should never see him again

blink831forever 13

You deserve it for staying over for so long. The rule is to ****, Cum and then leave. Don't try to make more of it then, what it already is.

mr_anonimous 9

she passed out, and woke at 3am. she never said she cuddled and tried to have breakfast with the guy lol.

What did you expect from a hookup/one night stand?

<rolls over in bed> "Who the hell are you?" "I'm the guy you ****** last night." "Oh, yeah. Were you any good?"

britt110619 10

Ehh your better off with out him

Can I get your number? I won't kick you outta bed!

That's rude. I get that it's a one night stand and all but OP passed out. Let them get some rest or something instead of just expecting them to leave straight after sex.