You should punch him in the weiner.

Dump him, what a loser.

his cottage? is he a gnome?

If the op is a guy, he wouldn't be saying "another girl" so he/she may be on someone elses' account, or just selected the wrong gender. Which happens. But who really cares right. Well. My advice: dump his ass. He's pretty insensitive, lying to you when you're mourning for your grandfather. Who needs that douche bag, right? @ #16: you don't need to be a gnome to go to a cottage. Idiot.

thats when you drive into the bastard...o.o...n while hes laying there waiting for help, you lean down and whisper, "Next time i drive over you again n again til your meat. have a good day." when the cops come, you were distraught because the death of a family member. ^-^ cars are a good threat method...fun and big...

This was a stupid and simple happens-everyday-get- over-it fml

what is it with you people and wanting to post first all the time, all that proves is that you sit on your computer logged into fmylife all day, and have no life, which means your life really is f***ed, oh wait you don't have one, lol. but yeah that sucks OP what a jerk, but why does it say the OP is a man, that's what i wanna know.

This should be like a typical FML. Always catching their bf/gf cheating when lying to them first. Lame.

YDI. You should have known – any guy that is supposedly in a committed and serious relationship with you would have gone with you to support you.

Run the bitch down !!!